Husband and I went to Home Depot the other night to pick up a few things he needed. I wandered around looking for stocking stuffers. As usual, I finished first and was waiting for him by the checkout.
I guess I was too close to the stand because I was asked over and over if I was in line. I moved down a bit but was still asked that.
Again, I was asked "Are you in line?"
"No, I am looking for a husband. Oh, I know it's Christmas, but I'm not shopping for a husband!"
"I have one." I said.
The guy said "That's funny!"
It was our 31st wedding anniversary. Dinner and Home Depot.
Thanks for listening.